I swear she didn't look like that last week.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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