yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
