Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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