It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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