i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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