We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just pynch a tree in the face
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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