So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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