didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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