I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Enjoy the penises
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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