if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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