Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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