i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I need water and some morals
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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