How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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