Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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