doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
