Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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