It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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