about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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