apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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