hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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