Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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