David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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