if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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