Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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