You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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