THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Boobs speak an international language.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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