I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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