it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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