It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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