Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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