she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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