what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
