She just used a chaser for red wine.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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