do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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