I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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