white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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