Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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