i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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