I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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