if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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