plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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