Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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