I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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