thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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