Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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