Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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