apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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