Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
