Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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