The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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