Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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