what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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