You made me cry and you don't even care
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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